(Source : ggrint)

• friends : i'm coming up so you better get this party started
• mw : i'm coming up so you better get this computer started

• Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
• Band Member: Marry me.
• Me: What?
• Band Member: What?
• Me:
• Band Member:
• Me:
• Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.